i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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