That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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