This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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