just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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