He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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