I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
