So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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