He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
