I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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