We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
