i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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