I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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