Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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