We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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