on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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