: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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