Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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