you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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