Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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