Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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