I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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