By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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