And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Pants are for mortals
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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