singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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