He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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