Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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