Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You ate ashes out of my bong
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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