only if we run a train.
done.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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