if i can run in heels then i can drive
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Boobs speak an international language.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He shit in the fireplace
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
