I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think your dad took our porno
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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