he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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