I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
