She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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