Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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