people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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