yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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