Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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