I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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