you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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