She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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