when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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