So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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