he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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