we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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