...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's the barista slut.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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