i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
