Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
