are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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