I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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