I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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