someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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