covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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