He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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