Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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