so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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