So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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